Kris is given the lines that he can really nail, which is great. Kris is Something Corporate, not the Stones; there's no reason for him to sing rock when his voice isn't at all suited for it. Adam is nailing it, Danny is standing in front of the TV singing into the Rock Band mic, and Allison gets a cameo at the end where, while singing, she shoves all three of the guys. The funny thing, though, is that she hauls on Danny, but only playfully pushes Adam. Later she apologizes: "I got a little carried away." Sure, Allison. Thanks for decking Danny, he needed it. The quasi-sibling dynamic that Allison and Adam have is adorable.
Ryan and Adam discuss Adam's performance, and Adam said he really liked what he'd done, but he also really liked what he was wearing. Of course he did.
In the middle of Paula's performance, a dancer holds up a newspaper that shows Paula and Simon, with the caption "FINAL SHOWDOWN." I barked out a laugh like a seal.
Paula's performance is not worth mentioning, sadly. She can still dance, but her singing left much to be desired.
Gwen Stefani is a great performer live, but I don't love her voice, and I don't know what she's wearing tonight.
Our finalists, finally! Ryan notes they will be announced in random order tonight. Interesting.
Kris Allen... is SAFE! I am so glad that voters recognized that he was forced out of his element and did his very best last night.
Please I hope this means Allison is safe. I really think that we could get rid of Danny tonight... and I hope we do! If we lose Allison this week, it will be a travesty.
Of course everything has to be as dragged out as possible, so we're hearing a Daughtry song that is mostly mediocre. Daughtry has got a great rock voice, so he needs to stop trying to sound like Creed.
Adam Lambert... is obviously safe.
Danny Gokey... WHAT THE BLOODY H HE IS SAFE!
Allison Iraheta is going home tonight, and that is absolutely ridiculous.
America, you suck.
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